About the title

I work at a higher-end restaurant. As a server, I occasionally get phone numbers. One particular instance a young lady is so brazen as to call the restaurant, ask the hostess to take down her number and give it to me. I figure that kind of bravery shouldn't go unrecognized, so I text the girl and tell her I appreciate the compliment and I'll plan on getting at her after the holidays. Kid you not, this girl texts me back verbatim "no worries. I think you're a little too young for me."

I was certainly taken aback by such a response as this girl went lengths most girls wouldn't. And when she did she's going to pretty much tell me that she's not interested.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Couldn't help but laugh out of the confusion at a rather unusual situation. While talking to coworkers and friends about the whole thing, I asked "What is the opposite of mojo*? Cuz I have it." After several unsatisfactory responses, I settled on "nojo". The operational definition of nojo will from here on out be operationally defined as the repulsive sexual energy that radiates from an individual to others.

Where this nojo comes from will be the implicit subject of most posts.

*To my militant black friends: I'm well aware of the origins of the word "mojo" and intend no disrespect in my use of the word or my definition of the word.